Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Review: Funko Universal Monsters Dracula ReAction Figure


Funko Universal Monsters Dracula ReAction FigureArguably the most famous of the classic Universal Monsters, Lugosi's Dracula only appeared in two movies (and other places) and helped instill the seemingly endless fascination with vampires in popular culture. Along with zombies, it's a safe bet that in almost any genre show they're going to come across some sort of vampire thing. Maybe Greek Vampires. Maybe Space Vampires. Perhaps Salt Vampires. It's going to happen largely thanks to the surprisingly unnerving performance in the 1931 film. The figure does a good job of picking up many of the significant aspects of his costume, but does a rotten job on getting the head right. The back of the packaging is stamped with the Lugosi licensing logo, but (and this is important for those of you who bought figures in the 1990s and earlier) the Lugosi stamp of approval wasn't always there. Sometimes you have the character's license, but not the actor, and in this case the packaging says they have both. But that ain't Bela. Back in the 1980s, it could go either way, so let's say this was a conscious choice.
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Friday, December 26, 2014

Review: Funko T800 Endoskeleton (Chrome) ReAction Figure


Funko T800 Endoskeleton (Chrome) ReAction FigureWhen it came to Terminator in this style I was pretty happy - the Alien figures were good and with Kenner's original Terminator 2 line over 20 years ago, it seemed that a good T800 Endoskeleton (Chrome) would be pretty easy to pull off. Well... it's easy to be wrong I guess.
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Monday, December 22, 2014

Review: Funko Back to the Future Biff Tannen ReAction Figure


Funko Back to the Future Biff Tannen ReAction FigureIt's Tom Wilson! He's an actor and a comedian, but to most of the world he's Biff Tannen. He's also the gym teacher on Freaks and Geeks, a similarly imposing (but nicer) fixture. As a voice-over talent and a pretty funny dude, he will likely always be known as Biff - so an action figure for the most famous bully of 1980s cinema is a sensible thing to own. 
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Monday, December 8, 2014

Review: Funko Universal Monsters Frankenstein's Monster ReAction Figure


Funko Universal Monsters Frankenstein's Monster Action FigureThere's something that's emotionally very satisfying - and sinful - about tearing open a vintage-style figure's packaging. It's not like preparing an ortolan, but popping open Frankenstein's Monster certainly did delight me.
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Monday, December 1, 2014

Review: Bif Bang Pow! The Twilight Zone Talky Tina


Bif Bang Pow! The Twilight Zone Talky Tina Action FigureA few years ago, back before Comic-Con in San Diego became Nerd Prom and the Hollywood South Marketing Bonanza, I got to see June Foray in a panel. She voiced Talky Tina as well as Witch Hazel, Rocket J. Squirrel, Magica de Spell, Natasha Fatale (of Boris and... fame), plus Granny and countless others. It was pretty awesome - and we also got to find out how many other actress' voices she dubbed, uncredited, over the years. She's got range, so a murderous doll that tried to kill Telly Sevalas shouldn't have been too much of a stretch. Hey, she does a nice job!
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Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Review: Funko Predator (Masked) ReAction Figure


Funko Predator (Masked) ReAction FigureToys have a funny way of coloring our perceptions - the old Kenner Star Wars Cantina aliens were wildly off model, but correct to anyone alive in the late 1970s or early 1980s. Similarly, this Predator (Masked) is a little weird to those of us who grew up with Kenner toys, because my 2-pack Predator had a brown mask. Silver is, of course, more correct - which leads you to the big question on if doing a ReAction figure correctly is, in and of itself, inauthentic. To be right, must you be wrong?
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