Friday, September 18, 2015

Review: Super7 x Funko Alien ReAction Kane (with Chestburster) ReAction Figure


Super7 x Funko Alien ReAction Kane (with Chestburster) Action FigureAfter two pretty cool waves, it seems that the ReAction Alien line is in a holding pattern. At least, we haven't seen the other space suit figures and have yet to get a Harry Dean Stanton. Now we've got three versions of this character, as Kane (with Chestburster) is arguably the entire reason this movie happens. As is typical for modern horror movies, he's not careful and gets pregnant. No wait, that's not it. Well, yes it is - and this figure is sort of a beautiful spoiler become flesh.
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Friday, September 11, 2015

Review: Funko The Fifth Element Leeloo (Straps Costume) ReAction Figure


Funko The Fifth Element Leeloo (Straps Costume) ReAction FigureWhile characters in this movie have some lavish costumes, fancy jackets, and unique battle-damage, only Leeloo (Straps Costume) gets plastic twice. A regular version came out at the same time, but when your lead actress shows up, is killed, is rebuilt naked, and goes on a crazy chase in the sky it generally warrants another toy. She's pretty good.
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Friday, August 21, 2015

Review: Funko The Fifth Element Zorg ReAction Figure


Funko The Fifth Element Zorg ReAction FigureAs one of the more memorable and fun film villains of the late 1990s, Zorg is a must-have figure mostly for the novelty of having him. Sure, a Pop! Vinyl figure is coming and the ReAction isn't perfect - but it's good for ReAction standards. The basic format of the other lines is followed closely with 5 joints and a nice accessory, one of the largest for ReAction.
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Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Review: Funko The Fifth Element Ruby Rhod ReAction Figure


Funko The Fifth Element Ruby Rhod ReAction FigureIncreasing most action figure collections' Chris Tucker quotient by one, Ruby Rhod is something of an oddball on numerous levels. He's got Q*Bert's snout on his head, he talked amazingly fast, and was basically what an E! host would be like in the distant future. Post-post-glam in appearance and mannerisms, the character stopped the movie cold and earned a Razzie for worst new performer. As he was neither worst nor new, it was an odd choice - there haven't been a lot of characters like him in sci-fi movies and as an action figure he turned out quite nicely. 
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Friday, July 17, 2015

Review: Funko The Fifth Element Mangalore ReAction Figure


Funko The Fifth Element Mangalore ReAction FigureAs one of the most identifiable races in The Fifth Element, a non-specific Mangalore ReAction figure just makes sense. It's not explicitly Aknot, but it's cool and it looks like it fell out of the 1980s. The paint is a little weak, as it should be - they nailed it here.
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Friday, July 10, 2015

Review: Funko The Fifth Element Korben Dallas ReAction Figure


Funko The Fifth Element Korben Dallas ReAction FigureI saw custom figures of this one back in the 1990s, and they look a lot like this final Korben Dallas ReAction figure in the sense that it's sort of a Dagobah Training Luke Skywalker meets Aquaman kind of thing. Korben comes from a sci-fi future in which the hairstyles of the band The Police are in vogue along with blisteringly bright orange shirts with military pants and boots. It's a decent replica of his movie costume, plus it has a surprise in the back - there's a gun holster in what is more or less the back of his pants' waistband.
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Friday, July 3, 2015

Review: Funko The Fifth Element Diva Plavalaguna ReAction Figure


Funko The Fifth Element Diva Plavalaguna ReAction FigureI dug The Fifth Element when I saw it at a crappy theater near my house in 1997. It didn't dawn on me at the time, but it turned out that it was packed with a bunch of great action figure designs which had a lot of false starts before the likes of Diva Plavalaguna came out as a ReAction Figure in 1997. I saw custom figures at the former Empire of Toys, I saw prototypes in ToyFare, but no actual product hit until now! We got 7 figures, which is pretty amazing - and it also highlighted how many other figures like Cornelius, or any of dozens of awesome, gorgeous, or arguably sexist extras and background characters. (See: McDonald's, Fhloston Paradise plane.)
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